Moe Bandy - Monday Night Cheatin

Song Rating: 9.70/10

Song lyrics:

The wife thinks hes going to the Holiday Inn
To watch Monday Night Football
In the bar with his friends
But the game on his mind aint the one on TV
Its on Monday night cheating in Room 203

They meet in the barroom while the crowd finds a seat
The TVs turned on, theyre turned on to cheat
With a toss of the coin they see who gets the ball
And when it comes time for kickoff
They slip down the hall

Its Monday night cheatin at the local motel
And they wont be missing Howard Cosell
Theyll love till its over
Till the clocks out of time
And then slip away till next Monday night

Hes stops at the bar before he heads home
To have one short drink and find out the score
Was Pittsburgh the winner? Did they lose or tie?
Hes got to know cause its his alibi

Its Monday night cheatin at the local motel...

Date of text publication: 17.01.2021 at 07:59