Patfan - Soldier 76 vs Reaper Rap Battle

Song Rating: 8.48/10

Song lyrics:

[Intro]
Alright Morrison, its time to settle our differences...
In a rap battle!
None of that hip-hop garbage... gimme something that ROCKS!
Oh yeah... I can work with this!
Hey, Jack, no hard feelings when I slaughter you on this track!
Ha, such a comedian

[Soldier: 76]
Before we get started I must apologize
Im not a hero anymore, so Im not gonna be nice
Im a soldier, who put the world on his shoulders
Youre just a ghost who cant hold his composure
Im older, but Im getting better with age
Call this a eulogy, youre getting sent to your grave
Old dog, new tricks, my bites as bad as my bark
I cant help kicking your a**, old habits die hard

[Reaper]
Ive been to the grave, Ive already come back
But Ill be at your funeral, and Ill look good in black
Ill be undertaking while youre overwatching
Trust me, Im not the only dead man walking
I always got annoyed when you played boy scout
Then you got destroyed, hows unemployment now?
You were never a commander with an a** I would kiss
Speaking of which, 76, put your sights on this

[Soldier: 76]
Im not pointing fingers, I wont say who betrayed us
But weve got a weak link, his name is Gabriel Reyes

[Reaper]
Its easy to make me a scapegoat for the blame
While youre the head of Overwatch taking all of the praise
On the Blackwatch, my job was the hardest
You called yourself a hero while Im hauling your garbage

[Soldier: 76]
I never pegged you as the whiny kind of guy
What you gonna do, Gabe? Cry, cry, cry?

[Chorus 1]
In with the old, out with the new
They dont makeem like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, theyre not gonna be me
Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but dont call me grandpa!

[Reaper]
Back in Switzerland, we both survived the blast
All you had to show for it was a minor scratch

[Soldier: 76]
But these scars go deeper, you should see that, Reaper
The only reason I was leader is because you were weaker

[Reaper]
Ill feast on your soul like a wholesome snack
I have no moral code that will hold me back

[Soldier: 76]
Im not with Overwatch, I dont roll like that
Just goes to show, you dont know Jack

[Reaper]
d**h walks, with a couple of shotguns
Youd better run when it blossoms



[Soldier: 76]
Spraying and praying, you aint even aiming
My Tactical Visor is activating
I dont see Mercy, better find a nurse
I know youre into black magic, but Im your curse

[Reaper]
Youre a washed-up has-been, better get practice
Lookin like a burnout with his letterman jacket

[Chorus 2]
In with the old, out with the new
They dont makeem like they used to
Weve been fightin since the Crisis
I got a lot of war stories for my kids
Rainin shells, and Pulse Grenades
Everybody better get to shelter
Hasnt anyone told ya to respect your elders

[Soldier: 76]
You reap what you sow, check your ego
And keep that mask on, you demon freakshow

[Reaper]
Youre a walking clichè, Im a sleek bandito
Say hasta la vista, mi amigo

[Soldier: 76]
Im an army of one, punk, get off my lawn

[Reaper]
Im on the graveyard shift, and Ill finish the job

[Soldier: 76]
Sorry, but it doesnt count if you finish it badly
Ill keep you in line, whos your daddy?
Oh... this is awkward...

[Ana]
Oh please, Ive never laughed harder
How could either one of you believe that Pharah was your daughter?

[Reaper]
So youre telling us now

[Soldier: 76]
That it cant be one of us?

[Ana]
I wouldnt tell you two, even if she was
Between your petty insults, rhymes that are boring
I cant believe for once that Im the one snoring
You have the gall to call yourself grown men?
Ha! Just remember, mother knows best

[Chorus 3]
In with the old, out with the new
They dont makeem like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, theyre not gonna be me
Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but dont call me grandma

[Outro]
An eye for an eye
You cant bargain with d**h
Its time to put this battle to rest
He started it
Augh, shut up
Shhh....

Date of text publication: 16.01.2021 at 11:02